King Of the Hill

The point is to invent a demise for whoever is on top and take the hill.

I am standing on a hill :{D

I shot an arrow through you head and took the king of the hill place!

Oops! I tripped and threw my sword and its stuck in your head and stood in the king of the hill to get my sword back!

I get back up as a...UNDEAD FORUM MOD!!! I quickly bann all of you, and lock down the hilltop

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! my hill

i defy the laws of physics with puns that make sense with no humor which is impossible [size=200]DOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!![/size] you all and blowing up the thread and making it so this never happened and so im king of the hill and if you try to take over you will be turned into a mindless time bomb and this thread will never be able to make again [size=200][/size]EVER!!!

I took the king of the hill because i sucked you all through a black hole.. And rewinded time so I am back to the king of the hill again.

i break the laws of physics and break time sucking you all into the ice age
so now you are cavemen and now i repeat a shield i made in banned
1HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH2222HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH1
1((((((((((((((((((((((((me))))))))))))))))))))))))1
1UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU1

there now the barriccade of stick men
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i have no idea that when i died i became a necro and took over the king of the hill with my undead minions!DOOM

the shield is made of anti matter your undead minions and you are gone forever as ghosts which are also destroyed MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
and by the way gerald you were never killed

my devilish soul possessed your body and killed you using you weapon and took the hill

however i defeated you since your soul was also destroyed by the anti-matter field
I WIN * sets up time bombs in multiple dimensions and there all set to 2 posts and can explode twenty galaxies each*

Someone got my soul and brought me back to life and built a time machine to kill you when u were born and took the king or the hill.

2 things one or? two you killed my clone im number 1000000000000000000032475345387908 clone theres billions of us so you did nothing
im still king and i blew you to pieces as i morphed with this orange armor thing

my army marches toward the hill, cutting down ur clones one by one with the expertise of elves (which is what they are), they number 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and for every 1 that died, they took 10 clones. i take the hill just as an arrow pierces ur throat and u fall backward to the black depths below.

Using my necro skills i call upon 1000000000000000000000 undead to destroy your army and i charged a lightning ball towards you and you fell in a bottomless pit and i took the king of the hill with my undead army!

i take the hill by saying go suicide with the force and you all suicide i take over and say dont come back *summons invincible armor and wears it as a dread dark knight thats has 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hp and takes 1 dmg from anything and hits 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and turns you into a undead guard and then uses you to reinforce my armor* THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hooray for god-modding! neway i sneak up behind u and pour an acidic product on ur armor that melts it, then slits ur throat. i take the hill as a winner and put up an impentrable fortress imossible to overtake from ground and air.

i teleport in and also the armor is covered by a invisible invincible force shield that you get undeadified by if you touch it so im still king and i change the fortress into my undead armored army and fortress covered by 29 doom guards with 10000000000000000000000000000 hp and only take -100000000000000000000000000000hp and do 1 dmg per nanosecond

i sneak up and with my admin powers *POOF* undo that totally unfair hack, then abuse my mod powers to send you back to lvl1 and take over the hill

i am the hill so i blow up and u all die

yocant be the hill im the earth sky water and air so i drain all the air and burn the earth then reverse it but yoall die and i take over and send the hill to pluto and give pluto (yes pluto is on pluto with a space suit) a bone and i brought the sun's energy into my power so i can use it to burn you all if you come back and yes at lvl 1 my powers are still like a lvl 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 doom knight since i dont hack i hacked once and my cpu blew up and now i win * accidently turns on a 10 post time bomb* oops whoa = me = you all

ahhhhh! too many unfair hacks at once! neway i silence u with my mod powers, while deleting that post, and then take the hill for my own.

Using my necro powers i call upon 1000000000000000000000000000 undead and shot a fire ball at you and as you burned to death i took the king of the hill!

umm the time post bomb has only 7 posts left and i made it 1 more post left and i take over by reading how to take over a king of the hill hill book

i quickly say this: no more god-modding! SERIOUSLY!!! it's trashing this game!!! the hill is now OPEN for whoever goes next to take, i mean it! next god-mod post will be deleted!